<![CDATA[New Yorkers Most Fowl]]>https://www.newyorkersmostfowl.comhttps://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!5CnJ!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc050b70f-58df-43e9-8c34-7c4b687dd465_689x689.pngNew Yorkers Most Fowlhttps://www.newyorkersmostfowl.comSubstackSat, 13 Jun 2026 10:12:59 GMT<![CDATA[Cloying]]>https://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/cloyinghttps://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/cloyingMon, 25 May 2026 13:01:33 GMT

It was all just too picturesque, too pink, and she wouldn’t have another second of it.

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]]><![CDATA[Impertinence]]>https://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/impertinencehttps://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/impertinenceFri, 22 May 2026 13:02:20 GMT

If that obnoxious audience member interrupted him one more time, there’d be the devil to pay.

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]]><![CDATA[Stress]]>https://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/stresshttps://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/stressWed, 20 May 2026 18:01:25 GMT

He screamed, at no one in particular. He’d reached a breaking point.

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]]><![CDATA[Bad Manners]]>https://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/bad-mannershttps://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/bad-mannersMon, 18 May 2026 13:03:47 GMT

She felt bad for pecking the nice man with the chocolates and chasing him away. But, she also knew he was a simpleton and she couldn’t bear another cloying story; so, she’d done what she had to.

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]]><![CDATA[Nattering]]>https://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/natteringhttps://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/natteringFri, 15 May 2026 13:03:18 GMT

He’d been hoping for a quiet afternoon, but realized he’d instead be passing the time pretending to listen to her stories.

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]]><![CDATA[Simmering Tensions]]>https://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/simmering-tensionshttps://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/simmering-tensionsWed, 13 May 2026 13:02:16 GMT

She’d always, always loathed the turtles.

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]]><![CDATA[Hats]]>https://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/hatshttps://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/hatsMon, 11 May 2026 13:02:56 GMT

The new hat hadn’t given him the boost of confidence he’d envisioned. Actually, he worried he looked ridiculous.

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]]><![CDATA[Rude Awakenings]]>https://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/rude-awakeningshttps://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/rude-awakeningsFri, 08 May 2026 13:01:06 GMT

She was aware that “I’ll have them all killed for ruining my nap” was an overreaction, but she didn’t care.

Incidentally, a great but probably unethical way to take action pictures of birds it to scare the bejesus out of them with a fan boat.

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]]><![CDATA[Incognito]]>https://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/incognitohttps://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/incognitoWed, 06 May 2026 13:00:33 GMT

Bea knew she was about to have her vacation ruined, but for a few fleeting seconds she prayed that the paparazzi would all go colorblind, that she might pass for a leaf if she held perfectly still.

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]]><![CDATA[Empty Calories]]>https://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/empty-calorieshttps://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/empty-caloriesMon, 04 May 2026 13:01:08 GMT

Was the marshmallow intended to quiet his rage, relieve his depression, or spite his wife for all her “refined sugars” lecturing. He didn’t know.

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]]><![CDATA[Boorish]]>https://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/boorishhttps://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/boorishFri, 01 May 2026 13:01:10 GMT

Henry did his best to be polite and ignore the new neighbors’ lack of style. But, his patience was tested as one hopped around like an idiot and the other barged in on dinner. He’d have to put the house up for sale he worried…

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]]><![CDATA[Superiority Complex]]>https://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/superiority-complexhttps://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/superiority-complexThu, 30 Apr 2026 13:00:33 GMT

You always got the impression you were being looked down on in Fred’s company.

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]]><![CDATA[Guilty Pleasures]]>https://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/guilty-pleasureshttps://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/guilty-pleasuresWed, 29 Apr 2026 13:01:00 GMT

Eventually, dive bombing the groundskeepers became his only reason to get out of bed every day.

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]]><![CDATA[Absent Minded]]>https://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/absent-mindedhttps://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/absent-mindedTue, 28 Apr 2026 13:01:02 GMT

Only at the end of the 10,000 mile flight did he realize he’d left the oven on.

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]]><![CDATA[Coping]]>https://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/copinghttps://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/copingMon, 27 Apr 2026 13:00:25 GMT

She hadn’t paid much attention to the missing feather at first, but it started to get on her nerves after a few days of flying in circles.

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]]><![CDATA[Vowing Revenge]]>https://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/vowing-revengehttps://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/vowing-revengeSun, 26 Apr 2026 13:00:54 GMT

It wasn’t the first time the Parks Department had cut down his favorite reading spot. But for some reason it was the last straw.

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]]><![CDATA[Intrusions]]>https://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/intrusionshttps://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/intrusionsSat, 25 Apr 2026 20:30:47 GMT

Five minutes for a bath without questions. That’s all he asked. Why was he surprised that Mildred wouldn’t allow him that?

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]]><![CDATA[Being Watched]]>https://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/being-watchedhttps://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/being-watchedSat, 25 Apr 2026 20:01:00 GMT

She knew the prospect of getting one God damned minute alone was too good to be true.

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]]><![CDATA[Dance Lessons]]>https://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/dance-lessonshttps://www.newyorkersmostfowl.com/p/dance-lessonsSat, 25 Apr 2026 19:30:50 GMT

He didn’t know why he had to learn the waltz in the first place and got increasingly frustrated as the lesson progressed.

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